How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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