Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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