"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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