I don't think brook has ever known best
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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