oh god the rape fog is back!
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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