I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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