what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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