i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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