Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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