Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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