..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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