that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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