with your own penis?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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