"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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