Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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