don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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