Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
