You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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