How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Randomize
