no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i love accidental penises.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Boobs are out for the taking
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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