This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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