You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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