Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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