Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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