I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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