I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Are we still banned from the library?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
At least life still wants to fuck me.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
