party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Farmville is her only friend.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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