Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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