Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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