I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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