I think I am morally bankrupt
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
No subtext here. People are naked.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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