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if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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