I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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