A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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