I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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