Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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