Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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