quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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