Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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