Im at strip club and am horny
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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