i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
