He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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