Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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