yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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