I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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