Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
This can only be settled by a dance off.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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