Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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