I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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