Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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