I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
The air taste purple.
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