that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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