Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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