Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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