Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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