I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
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