He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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